I don’t know if this is deliberate or not.

Genuinely don’t know who the fuck they’re trying to impress with this. Only right wankers (who already vote for them) will think it’s a good idea. They ain’t going to sway floating voters with enforced child labour. Sunak wants to lose.

I wish the Tories the best of luck getting my kids to join the army. I can’t even get the fuckers to water the plants.

He can’t even bring back dentists.

All his manifesto pledges are going to be determined following the half-hour he spent in Wetherspoons.

He really doesn’t want to win, does he?

Why has she recorded this while at the barbers?

If I’m reading it right, the problem with the Post Office thing is it’s not illegal to be shit at your job. Even if that leads to hundreds of innocent people losing their jobs or going to jail, it’s not a criminal act. So Vennells etc are claiming to be stupid rather than evil.

I’m working today. And I’m working tomorrow. And I’m working Monday. Not complaining, glad of the work. Be nice to toss it off, though, and go to pub.

Charlie from the UK Subs is 80 today. When I first met him, he seemed to me the oldest, most wizened man on planet earth. He’ll have been about 46 at the time.

Ace. During his second term, maybe he could be the most dangerous and left-wing Labour PM since 1951.

‘I’m only guessing, now, but is it….bread?’

Can you imagine the absolute shitheads currently lining up to become new Tory MPs? The 2019 lot were horrorshow enough, anyone volunteering for the gig now must be a raging psychopath.

This is clearly very exciting.

‘Shat on by tories, shovelled up by Labour’

Fuck it, I’m watching Villain.

Four Seasons Total Landscaping UK.

A gammon bell-end about to be separated from his deposit.

Away. To a cosy, massively-paid board seat. Leaving behind a vast mountain of stinking shite and suffering. Fuck off, Gove. Leave it to others to fix your damage.

Exactly a year since Dean Wilson dragged me from me bed and out to the coast to make this film. A Kilnsea Trilogy. Pretentious title, nice little film.