My Mom’s Marketing Plan For My Debut Novel by Danielle Kraese

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Excited to have a new piece on Slackjaw 🚀 in which I channel a mom's lovingly delusional book marketing plan (not inspired by any mom I know, of course!)
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'trust your gut' ... okay, but my gut is literally inflammatory

really into historical nonfiction lately (watching reruns of the hills)

This morning, the BDG Union undertook a concerted activity in response to 40 of our colleagues getting laid off last week.

We changed our Slack avatars to the union logo, set our names to “No Layoffs, Fair Contract Now,” and shared the same message in the BDG general channel.

When you binge-watch British Bake Off and listen to a lot of The Cure, a list like this is inevitable. Hoping my latest for Timothy McSweeney is neither claggy nor stodgy. mcsweeneys.net/articles/food-…

It’s here! It’s here! It’s everywhere! Welcome to the world, The Minuscule Mansion of Myra Malone! I’m so proud of you! penguinrandomhouse.com/books/708472/t…

oh the uber wait time is too long? you should try the ride share service i used to get home from the bars in college, A Hope And A Prayer

i like budgeting bc it forces me to confront difficult questions like: is purchasing the complete season of Real World: Las Vegas (2002) on a menstrual whim in line with my financial goals?

someone put a bag of dog poop in my trash can after garbage pickup already came & i just animorphed into my dad

me turning down plans at 24: ahh wish i could make it but i already have plans that night

me turning down plans at 34: ahh wish i could make it but i just had plans 5 days ago

targeted ads are like: we saw you recently purchased a humidifier & we think you might also like these 7 other humidifiers.

I’m not acne prone, I’m a pore unfortunate soul.

It's been a dream of mine to pub something with Jennie Egerdie, and I guess cheesy children's books + horrific, prolonged illness is where we intersect!

This one's for all the Mamas who've been pulling extra weight these last months:

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What’s your favorite short piece - humor, short story, essay, poem - that you read online this year? Could be yours, could be someone else’s. Drop me a link here! #BestOf2022 #WritingCommunity #writersoftwitter

there needs to be some kind of emergency alert system for when your pants have a hole in the crotch

so I got to test out this vibration therapy wearable for anxiety to see what all the buzz is about (lol sorry). article on Bustle: bustle.com/wellness/apoll…

2022 was my first full year as a contributor for Reductress! Here are my four fave headlines from the year 🤗

my latest passion project? oh just writing about a solid deal on socks
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