Corona got these new baby beer bottles and omg breakfast shooties will never be the same!!

Me dying laughing: I just slammed my dick into a drawer

Her: nahhh you just slammed a drawer into your dick

Keep doing you!
Bring in the vibe you put out!
Be yourself and those who are just like you will be there.. ♡
You want and appreciate the same like minded people in your life!

💕 you matter so so much

This

NEVER GIVE UP! THIS LIFE IS SO IMPORTANT AND SHORT

The only sunrise i want to see isn't in the sky, its in your eyes.

You can manifest the world, but make sure that's what you want.

I LOVE AND MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH

You can do anything you want ♡ dont waste this time you have here!! Life is SO short

'That's the power of chicken bicken'

I don't say shit, I am shit.

I have just been informed that I do not even know how sad my life is because I cannot eat this food properly 😞

Was thinking about refreshing my ryzen 9 3900x with a 5900x as it's roughly 290$ off.
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But then I saw, the 5950x was also half off at a 446$ discount & I snagged it.
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My wallet is sad now :(
But I'm not :)

#AMD #affiliate #PCMR

Do you even chuggy nuggy?

Me: hey Google what time is it?
Dana: 10:48
Google: 10:49
Dana: Bitch...

Friendly reminder to everyone blowing money today on amazon, use this link and I'll get some of it at no extra cost to you <3
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how many snorts can you squeeze out of your dog?

Fun fact: I've eaten an entire large pizza in six bites

I dunno... But we just followed a dragon into our hotel