My sister wanted to date a gym instructor but the guy told her it won't work out..😂😂

Ukitoka sherehe na upatane na watu wa SDA huwa unafeel guilty 😂😂

My sister stop asking guys what they do for a living,they'll lie....just take them to bed and count how many round they can go.....🙄🙄

Tofauti ya tissue paper, gazeti na matawi ni mentality tu 😂

“Kaa vizuri” has a different meaning usiku,baze ya dstv, mchana na pale exam room😂😂

without make up she's a he

Monday Uliza huyo dem wako kwani kwa aunty hakuna hanging line ndo arudi na panty haijakauka?😂😂😂

Nikipeana ball ile siku ya kuzaa nitaenda kaa nimechelewa ndo nipate huyo mwana si wangu.😂😂😂

///////////// here are strokes for y'all getting none today😂😂

Car manufacturers should also put horns on the side of passengers seat, we also have friends to greet😂😂😂😂

Women love money they are born to love money....you think im lying? Then explain to me why the pussy shaped like a wallet? 😂😂, Good morning tweeps

Mbona maji safi isitumiwe kuosha maji chafu ikae safi ya kutumia?

Disaster is when you steal food from the pot, then you forget whether the spoon was inside the pot or it was on top of the pot😂😂😂

Mwislamu ulijulia wapi missionary sasa🤔>>

Unaniona nyuma yako usiku nimevaa hoodie unakimbia 🏃kwani unataka nilale  njaa😂

How old were you when this was a hit song>>>😂😂

Ulilala class ya chemistry mwalimu akifunza ways of preventing rust,ona sasa vile inakutandika😂😂

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..why now..na hata labda hamtaoana..hio n process lazima msee apitie ndo ajijue...zero pressure...unafaa unasema Thank you Next..kaa Ariana Grande😂😂💔💀...

Ebu niwafunze kitu... don't ever get mad ukipata partner wako anacheat as long you are not married..like you dont own them..maisha ni yake ...naonanga adi wengine wakipigana😂😂