twitter is a full nicotine vape and blue sky is the water vape you use to wean off. I miss the danger and destruction of twitter but I know it’s better for me. It’s just missing a little unhingedness, like when I lifted an entire fridge at jimmy fallon to find my juul (NEVER…

I’m all for some good shit talking but this is a legitimately great dress

currently my favorite person to watch on television

YESSSSSS

MULLIGAN! From the minds behind 30 Rock and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Only on Netflix, May 12.

Feat. Nat Faxon, chrissy teigen, Tina Fey, Sam Richardson, Dana Carvey, Phil LaMarr, Kevin Michael Richardson, ໊, Daniel Radcliffe, and Ronny Chieng.

!!!!! THANK U for remembering this

correspondents dinner convo about to be *lit*

larry, i’m on ducktales

I’ve been watching a lot of her videos and she is incredibly witty and talented (co stars too!)

garlic bread pasta !!??? garlic bread pasta cravingsbychrissyteigen.com/recipes/garlic…