you can't do british accents for laughs anymore. because of bloke

You don't even have to know a doctor to know this is bs. You can literally just stream scrubs

It's been said already, but try to imagine a single one of your dudebro friends sitting anywhere in here comfortably

If you invite me to The Function™ I'm either using my own balls or throwing house balls 30 miles an hour until I am ejected

97 year old batters still kicks the Shit out of angel hernandez the Old Fashioned Way

Ive only ever been this smug twice in my life

New hampshire stays winning

New Remy 🏳️‍⚧️ license plate

People have lost sight of the fact that American sports are intended to be fundamentally unserious

I love this piece of shit so much
The whole campaign you're incentivised to just beat the shit out of the other team to win
Then in the championship match you literally just can't knock them out
Another six months in the oven and they had something here

Holy hell

you’re brake checking me? i have an opened beer and you’re brake checking me?

There's a dude I used to work with who claims to have invented ultimate frisbee with Steven Tyler and it's obviously bullshit
But learning that Aerosmith is from NH makes me believe it a little bit more

Bedtime is 8 pm. No exceptions

I firmly believe Hoobastank would have 20+ hits if they had come up with a less disgusting name

This is the only thing that offers me respite when I'm drunk. I am going to kill my self

Here is dog

Dropping all my previous goals to become an astronomer asap