Chelsea Handler is performing at YouTube Theater on May 11 for NetflixIsAJokeFest with Fortune Feimster, Matteo Lane, Vanessa Gonzalez, and Sam Jay! Get your tickets at netflixisajokefest.com. Don't miss it!

To my baby bears. It is the end of an era. I said goodbye to Bernice this week a year after her brother from the same mother left us.

My bears were two of the biggest pains in the ass I’ve ever known, but as they say, the apple doesn’t fall far from the palm tree.

I loved them

See you on tour.

New episode of Dear Chelsea with Jane Seymour Fonda is out now: iheart.com/podcast/1119-d…

ATLANTIC CITY! Come see Matteo Lane and me on Saturday, August 10 at the Hard Rock Live at Etess Arena.

⬆️ Get tix with code ONENIGHT at ticketmaster.com/event/02006082…

My sister has a crush on me and I have the pics to prove it. She wanted to Miss Piggy me. Thanks for another fun weekend of shows and thank you to my special guests! Grateful for all the joy, travel, and laughter.

Men, save your money.

Who watches women’s sports?

New episode of #DearChelsea is out now: iheart.com/podcast/1119-d…

My Canadian tour ended with two nights in Vancouver. Thank you to all the Canadians who came out to see me this winter! 🇨🇦 ❤️
Photo credit: jannicke kitchen

JUST ADDED:
8.24 Saratoga, CA
(Presale Code: LITTLE)

UPCOMING SHOWS:
4.4 Salt Lake City, UT
4.5 Denver, CO
4.12

HAPPY EASTER! In case you need a recipe to impress this weekend.

This is why we love Kevin Hart

New episode of Dear Chelsea with Allison Holker Boss is out now: iheart.com/podcast/1119-d…

Bernice and I are still working on our relationship.

This pretty much sums up my relationship with Kevin Hart who I helped award the Mark Twain award last night.

Took one of my babies with me to DC AS A FAVOR to KEVIN and bumped into some really fun people who my Buddha got to take pics with. The night obviously ended with

As my time in Whistler comes to a close, I am grateful to all the children who laugh at my inability to cook, whisper about me at dinner, and never allow me to sleep alone. Doug has been a great addition to our family and Bernice sleeps with one leg in the air, just like her

New episode of Dear Chelsea with Gretchen Rubin is out now: iheart.com/podcast/1119-d…

VANCOUVER, SALT LAKE CITY, DENVER, MARICOPA! See you soon. Tickets at ChelseaHandler.com ⬆️

I used to drink vodka. I have since moved on to gin.