Just watched the Kenny Omega segment from AEW.

So, let's get this straight: four guys ran away from FTR, then attacked FTR, but nobody in the locker room or the staff apart from FTR got involved.

The 'Elite' have a combined weight of about 400lbs. Why are they scared?

Remember guys: council elections tomorrow. Don't miss your chance to vote for who gets to pocket bribes from massive corporations to work for them, rather than the people they allegedly represent.

Here in Oxford, we've got the choice of LTNs every three feet or tin foil hats.

It's been a while since I posted about the #FM24 #YouTube channel on here.

Last season, we won the treble with Wroxham FC; this season, we're aiming for a quintuple. Need to fill some time?

We're almost 200 episodes in, why not get caught up?

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Been trying to get through to the #PIP claim line all day. I can only assume that Department for Work and Pensions are hoping anyone trying to claim will die of old age first.

I've currently been on hold for four hours.

Four fucking hours.

There's something weirdly enjoyable about Israel learning the golden ratio of fuck around to find out.

Judging by my timeline, Elmo is trying to push chemtrails again.

Jesus, he's a fucking loser.

Hey Tony Khan,

You seem to have royally fucked this one up.

Feel free to DM me if you need a hand fixing it. It's quite a tricky one, so you'll want someone who knows what they're doing.

I'll only charge you mate's rates, too, unlike Eric Bischoff and Jim Cornette

Can't wait for Meltzer's take on the CM Punk footage, in which the narrative will be that player/coach clearly pulled out a nuclear missile, shoved it up Tony Khan's ass and detonated it.

Because nobody on AEW's payroll is in touch with reality.

I'm glad Cody Rhodes got to finish his story at the last WWE #WrestleMania I'll ever see.

Shame Rebecca Quin lost on night one, but at least Bayley and Ron Killings got gold. 2/3 on my favourites is a pretty good last Mania.

Trying to find a nice way to tell people to fuck off about it being my birthday.

I tried to off myself two months ago, this isn't exactly one I'm celebrating.