Found her

Believing that bedbugs are new to London is the very definition of a 'luxury belief'. You have no idea what my tenants have been through.

WE’RE TAKING TOUGH DECISIONS TO BRING DOWN INFLATION

You know how every year it seems there’s more of your mates getting engaged, more of your mates having babies? Well now it feels like more and more are doing marathons and that worries me the most.

He missed the bit where he kissed the boy and asked him to suck the Dalai Lama’s tongue

lol UBS calls it “acquisition”, CS calls it “merger”

Why is this picture so funny to me

Square root of 169 or you lose your bus pass

LinkedIn really flies under the radar as the social media platform that’s absolutely the most unhinged

Matt Hancock through to the I'm A Celebrity final, Brexit, and Mrs Brown's Boys constantly winning 'Best Comedy' at the National Television Awards are the top 3 examples why the British public should not be trusted with a vote.

If Boris doesn’t disclose the full list of 102 people he says backed him, it’s safe to assume he’s lying & pulled out because he didn’t have the numbers…

I mean, it’s not great if inflation is outpolling the prime minister

Remarkable shot

Put this image in an art gallery

“I know how tough it is out there. My butler told me”

#BBCOurNextPM

Can we please talk about Northern Ireland. Please. #BBCOurNextPM

My main #ITVLeadershipDebate takeaways

Truss - talks about delivery, can’t deliver a full sentence

Tugendhat - He was in the army you know? Says clean start a lot

Badenoch - She flipped burgers once

Sunak - The others all hate him

Morduant - Literally no idea