The cherry on top for today, lmao

Senator Thune makes an “I was on a plane” excuse for not flattering Trump more immediately

Twitter is Not Real Life: Part 157,362

Please stop covering rallies as if they are significant.

rollcall.com/2024/05/28/its…

The Kremlin routinely feigns interest in meaningful negotiations as part of a longstanding information operation that aims to persuade the West to make concessions on Ukrainian territorial integrity and sovereignty... (1/3)

By this logic, all of these victorious candidates should have dropped out because they were “struggling” in polls in August:

• Harry Truman in 1948
• John F. Kennedy in 1960
• George H.W. Bush in 1988
• George W. Bush in 2004
• Donald Trump in 2016

“It’s so hard to vote for Biden”

It’s really not. Trump wants to be a dictator. He using language signaling Nazi Germany. The choice is insanely clear

God just look at these losers. They actually took the train up to suck up

as george wallace famously said: tariffs now, tariffs tomorrow, tariffs forever

The Ethicist | I would like to be commander in chief of the world's largest army and steward of its largest economy. However, part of my brain was eaten by a worm. Should I withdraw my candidacy?

Cover this, O media, all ye obsessed with your Ivy League children

Elon’s gotta go.

It’s hard to compete with this

Electric vehicles continue to be doomed, this time with help from Honda and its $11 billion investment in new facilities in Canada to produce EVs for North America: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

SCOTUS: The president does not have the power to forgive student loans under this particular law.

TRUMP: OK, but he could order someone killed, though, right?

In the end, Garland’s decision to go slow was the decision that mattered

Fuck.