are you serious right meow??

how it feels when your intuition is right and you’re not actually insane

Check out Eternal Life (Road Version) by Jeff Buckley on Amazon Music
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the crows would never leave you any gifts they remember what you did

so real

We can put a man on the moon, but we can't think of a less terrifying way to can biscuits.

Aloha and good MF morning you beautiful SOB!
#Aloha #Brunette #IslandGirl #MorningsWithMorgan #GoodMorningEveryone

Time for me to give you #JustTheTip ! 😈

Gentlemen… this one is for you. Just remember, a little goes a long way. You aren't trying to fend off vampires and you don’t want it seeping out of your pores.

More in the comment thread. 👇🏼

#Aloha #Brunette #IslandGirl …

Morgan Hello Morgan. 👋
My name is Brian.
You are wonderful ❤️
You should have 100K followers
You are truly the best ever

THIS! I love this. #Kai #MermaidPrincess ❤️🤙🏼 Justin

Puppy Bowl is on today at 2 eastern on Animal Planet
Kitten bowl is at noon eastern on great American family channel

Why. Cant. I. Post.
Just. One. Thing.
Without. A. Typo?

-- a memoir

told my cat she has resting bitch face; she was not amused

Introverts don't revenge, they disappear. They don't care to prove anything. They try. They love. They care. Give more than they receive. Make you feel like the most special person in the world. But if you ever break their trust, they'll leave you like you were never there.

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home

I know some of you do this, too.

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LOL why go to therapy when you can cry in the shower

Geez

His face when he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅