Over the moon, to be fair. Congrats to everyone who worked so hard on the show. Just checking the Moss Bros lost items policy. #bafta

Friends. If you missed out on the Best of Bob Servant book in December, with all proceeds going to the Dundee Bairns , the charity are selling the very last copies directly. Wonderful gifts for birthdays, anniversaries and incarcerated relatives. More info here...

Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the photograph I shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother’s Day. B

Thinking of Mum today A flawed but talented woman and genuine star of the “dog eat dog” world of Broughty Ferry Amateur Dramatics. Folk still stop me in the street to discuss her Fagin, often negatively (the ad libs were deeply offensive) but by Christ she made a mark #MothersDay

Valentine’s Packages. FOR HIM- Burger, chips, box of fireworks, bottle of lawnmower oil, bottle of my own brand cologne AU CONTRAIRE (also works in lawnmower) FOR HER- Burger, Chips, quarter bottle gin, bag of carpet samples, framed photo of any part of my body within reason £8

Thanks for the ongoing support of my new instagram account Neil Forsyth it's going really well and people are definitely enjoying it.

A top drawer 'moment of madness'/'that is not the man I am' story.

Laughable, amateurish and a genuine insult to actual Scottish vanners.

Send me into retirement as a Grade A winner by voting for Bob Servant Says Cheerio as Best Radio Comedy right here, right now in the Comedy Awards. #righthererightnow
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Laughable, amateurish and a genuine insult to actual Scottish vanners.

Send me into retirement as a Grade A winner by voting for Bob Servant Says Cheerio as Best Radio Comedy right here, right now in the Comedy Awards. #righthererightnow
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Shooting from the hip with genuine dignity as always.

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One last piece of Grade A, top drawer harassment.

As my time in the public eye winds down, delighted to confirm I am setting up a support line to be manned by Police Scotland Tayside officers for punters who are overly sad at the situation and can't get out of bed in the morning etc as a result.

My retirement from public life is nearly upon us. This is your opportunity, as punters, to record in tribute everything that I have done for you and your family. Fire away #thankyoubob

Bob Servant retires, with dignity, from public life today (Radio 4, 11.30am). It has been a fun, if bewildering, 20 years. (1/several)

Tomorrow, at 11.30am on Radio 4 I make my final, highly dignified, public appearance with Part 2 of Bob Servant Says Cheerio. You can listen to Part 1 here.
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As Bob Servant's retirement draws near, it is time to reluctantly move on from performances such as this, what a lot of people consider the greatest double take of all time.

Tune in your wireless, life will genuinely never be the same again. Listening party at Broughty Ferry Bowling Club, bring your own cutlery and a can do attitude.

Before the Midori fully kicks in, a very Merry Christmas from me and Frank my Deputy Director of Onions (Acting) in Broughty Ferry, Dundee to all the punters around the world. It is your day and you deserve it, even the boo boys. 🎄🍔🍺🚑🪦