damn it’s crazy to have the power to create a human life and experience the wonder of the world through their eyes, a separate soul tethered to you for a moment then released to the vastness of their own existence. and to just be like. But i wont have as much time for nintendo 😞
today my child has achieved her dream of being alive in the world for one full year and has received a promotion from Baby to Toddler. she likes the grocery store and dancing and she shoots 93% from the foul line. she is a monkey so i made her a banana cake.
(context: i have a mustache.) we ate dinner at a pizzeria and when i sat down the toddler at the table next to us stared at me for a second then leaned over to his mom and whispered loud as fuck “IS THAT MARIO.”
it’s been about 9 months since i became a father and in that time i’ve come to the conclusion that Daughters are superior to Sons. there are a bunch of reasons for this but the main one is that men should not be children.
pasta actually makes perfect sense as a breakfast food if you think about it. lil bowl of breakfast pasta. throw some sausage in there, some cheese. whatever you want. it’s pasta for breakfast.
what if you were at the thrift store and you saw a pair of jeans you liked but you looked at the tag and it was the chipotle logo and it said “chipotle clothing co.” ?
we gave out almost a thousand pieces of candy tonight. the baby was a monkey, and the wife, dog, and i were bananas. halloween is easily the best holiday, we should do it twice a year.