You think you’ve got life figured out, and then you get out of bed.

Meanwhile, in Australia...

The wife & kids been keen for rabbits for a while. They ordered some rabbit hutches online and they arrived yesterday. My weekend task was to photograph myself assembling them. Plan is to name the rabbits after all the sporting clubs that received grants before the last election.

Oh how he'd hate
one person having
four million spare
to buy his guitar.

#KurtCobain

You finally get a job you’ve been wanting forever and everyone you know who’s had it raves about it and so you’re really psyched to get the job and then it turns out to be all consuming and spirit crushing and you wonder why no one warned you it was THIS hard?! That’s parenting.

*Goes on Twitter*

*Sees what is trending*

*Closes Twitter, shuts down account, sets fire to computer, flies to America, unplugs the internet, flies back home, makes cup of tea*

*Gets on with enjoying real life*

You never knew you needed pictures of Baby Yoda riding corgis. And yet, here we are. You're welcome.

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Your kid, and I cannot stress this enough, is not funny.

Do you know what ABC Australia local radio staff do during emergency broadcasts? They do it tough. Thread from me, although I haven’t been involved for three years, but we can all be in awe of ABCs emergency broadcasters.

Roly Poly - a new picture book by Mem Fox and Jane Dyer #review #gifted blogofdad.com/roly-poly-mem-…

Say 'No' to Australian soap operas. They are terrible and need to go.

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

What about us dad bloggers who create unrealistic expectations?
Sometimes I give the impression I remember to put on pants almost every day. No one can live up to that standard.