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Maido 毎度 🇯🇵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@bdjoetsu

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 in 🇯🇵 since 1994. 🐰lover and teller of horrifically bad “jokes”. Follow @maidojapanjokes for more Japan humour. Greenock Morton ⚽️

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calendar_today22-05-2016 08:16:53

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Maido 毎度 🇯🇵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿(@bdjoetsu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’ve always had a natural liking for country (folk) music. Today I heard a song in Sports Depo.

Got home, searched and eventually found it.

Zach Bryan, I Remember Everything

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Another tourist in Japan incident 😱

Sorry no pictures but I was just in Gion there and saw a western tourist running around dressed as a lump of butter.

What a knob I thought

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I’ve had a detached retina, a new lens, secondary cataract laser treatment and a laser treatment for a retinal hole.

Now I’ve been diagnosed with ocular hypertension and given medicine to try.

Anyone else with ocular hypertension that I can ask some questions to?

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It’s not beyond the realms of possibility that the Lawson-Fuji barricade becomes a tourist attraction in its own right.

What would they do, barricade the barricade?

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Does anyone else love salmon belly? It’s the fattiest and most nutrient dense part of the fish.

My supermarket always sells it cheaply compared to the other cuts 🤷🏻‍♂️

Does anyone else love salmon belly? It’s the fattiest and most nutrient dense part of the fish. My supermarket always sells it cheaply compared to the other cuts 🤷🏻‍♂️
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I like sushi, I like haggis, I like apple pie, I like stroganoff, I like pizza, I like worst, I like kimchi, I like chicken tikka, I like green curry, I like paella, I like tacos, I like poutine. (Don’t like tofu though 🙇)

And I tell people that to their faces

Am I racist? 👀

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I am honestly in awe of the people on here who somehow manage to vigorously post yet also manage to avoid the drama.

No matter how careful I am and how I try to cover all my bases there is always someone ready to pounce and drag you into an argument

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With Kishida adamant that Japan will revoke the permanent residency of those who fail to pay tax and social security obligations I wonder how many Japanese spouses will become absent minded about paying? 👀

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Yet another notification that one of my stocks is having a share buyback.

I then eagerly rush to look at the share price only to see it’s dropped significantly

I thought buybacks increased stock price (at least temporarily)

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When I was a child bedtime was 9pm. No ifs ands or buts. I couldn’t wait to be an adult so that I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that time is 9pm.

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The fact that to have a car (kei aside) in Japan you need to have aa actual parking place is something that should be copied elsewhere as much as possible.

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With a barricade being put up to block Fuji and the constant negative news about tourism I feel Japan could easily create and market new tourist attractions in less popular parts of the country. The Starbucks in Toyama I visited is a prime example

If you build it they will come

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