Oh fuck off! How am I supposed to out parody that?

think I've just fucked any chance of getting a first this year in one exam

swam in e coli water today, wish me luck

my tiktok addiction is contributing to my academic downfall

how do I cut off people that have done nothing wrong, but I've just started to find really annoying?

not sure I need this in the toilet cubicle

Cakewalk:
nerdlegame 836 2/6

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as someone with dyslexia, I will be writing an essay to prove that disabilities are just a social construct,, I should just get over myself

why is linkedin just a bunch of parrots? just seen 2 post one immediately after the other talking about train prices, with the exact same points posted around the same time

too often have I pondered caving in my own skull the past few days

Princess Mononoke (1997)

just leaving the home of mike's mic, can't believe I didn't run into him, he's defo hiding from me