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Aubrey Huff

@aubrey_huff

Proud father, 2 time WS Champ,

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Eight more days until everything turns into a Gay rainbow.šŸŒˆ

Might be a good month to get a social media detox.

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Nothing screams, ā€œstrong independent womanā€ than refusing to remarry until the very last alimony payment is cashed.

The current Cucks theyā€™re dating must feel really loved. Pathetic on both ends.

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Yesā€¦.!!! Another you should be rich post but youā€™re too lazy & unmotivatedā€¦from a dude with a Jason Statham profile pic. Weird such a masculine account who makes bank & a whiz with the ladies doesnā€™t use his own picture.

These phonies make it sound like itā€™s so easy to get

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Consider thisā€¦ Joe Bidenā€˜s net worth in 2017 was 12.9 million. His net worth today is $125 million.

I was told a Presidents annual salary is around $300,000 a year? Joe must have a very talented financial investment firm.

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I love responses like this from the desperately lonely, bitter, & hypocritical 40+ single women. They are so delusional in thinking they can spend their entire 20ā€™s ignoring good guys their ageā€¦but have an army of dip shit disposable fuck boys at her disposal for a decade.

Now

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Here is a single mother with no tits whoā€™s so embarrassed for me because I harmlessly slid into a womanā€™s DMā€™s in which she publicly posted for clout.

But oddly enough doesnā€™t seem very concerned, nor embarrassed for her kids being bullied at school due to their cum dumpster

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Considering I check off every box most women want in a man Iā€™d say yeaā€¦ I donā€™t think Iā€™m the prize. Iā€™ve flat out know I am.

Iā€™m not surprised you need an extra stream of income as an OF ā€œcontent creator.ā€ Only fans is a great business model for women who bring zero skills to

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We were all taught growing up that in order to be successful, you have to work harder than anyone else.

That's total bullshit. Yes, worked hard at baseball. But it didn't consume me. I still enjoyed life drank beers & partied. I missed weight room workouts, ate fast food while

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My dad heroically intervened at work as a pissed off husband held his wife at gunpoint. The husband just found out she was turning tricks behind his back. My father rushed & tackled him but was fatally shot in the head allowing the wife to eacape so she could continue pursuing

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This is the kind of advice I can get behind. Itā€™s amazing how life comes to you when you just stop giving a shit.

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Guys, Itā€™s time we ask ourselves this important questionā€¦ is a vagina worth dealing with all this crazy?

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OK, thatā€™s it. Does anyone know when the release date is for the life like Scarlett Johansson AI sex Robot that doesnā€™t speak finally comes out?

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Hereā€™s another absolute idiotic take from a self improvement ā€œguru.ā€UNCLE stop this bullshit. What horrible fucking advice!. Quit putting all this unnecessary bullshit pressure on boys. I was told the same goddamn thing growing up. And you know what? I actually made it to the top

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Is there anything more tiring & exhausting than these tough talking Motivational bullshit rules for life accounts?

Iā€™ve never stayed up two or three days in a row to Practicing baseball.

I didnā€™t stay home on the weekends, the majority of my life like a hermit. I drank beers,

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Itā€™s damn near impossible man. Matter of fact, Iā€™ve seriously considered just giving up entirely on finding a serious relationship. I have a friend who swears having a couple sugar babies on rotation. Heā€™s been begging me to do that for years. Itā€™s starting to become a viable

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The old victim card with no accountability. Gisele wanted to be a hoeā€¦but a classy hoe who was driven into the arms of another man, because Tom wasnā€™t good enough. If a woman files for divorce from Tom Brady then what chance does any man have? Iā€™m sold ladiesā€¦youā€™re all

The old victim card with no accountability. Gisele wanted to be a hoeā€¦but a classy hoe who was driven into the arms of another man, because Tom wasnā€™t good enough. If a woman files for divorce from @TomBrady then what chance does any man have? Iā€™m sold ladiesā€¦youā€™re all
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Sheā€™s definitely got a side piece already. Good news for him is he will still get to share his finances with her after she leaves him.

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