RIP Gudrun Ure, an absolute top turn who is probably best known for her performance as Super Gran: strong, Scottish, and very funny.

You really should remember the French for “today”.
  - Oh, should we?
  - That’s right!

#LunchPun

Oh my giddy aunt! 😍

‘Dispute’, a quite imprssive real picture captured by Polish photographer Jacek Stankiewicz, featuring two birds embroiled in what appears to be an animated argument.

Most of it.

#RainbowLanyard
In support of
Esther McVey
I will be sending 400 Rainbow buttplugs to her constituency office to embarrass the living daylights out of her. Maybe she can give one to Flavella Braverman so she'll never be called leaky Sue ever again.

This will never not be funny 🤣

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I don’t know why Rt Hon Grant Shapps MP doesn’t do the obvious cost-saving thing, and announce 40 new hospital ships.

As global tension mounts, Defence Secretary Grant Shapps declares the UK will build 'up to 28 new warships and submarines' – but be aware that 'up to' includes the figure '0'

“ …. And now they are blaming rainbow lanyards “

There are some twattish blokes about.

NEW POLL - WESTMINSTER VI:

LAB: 48%
CON: 18%
REFORM: 13%
LIB: 9%
GREEN: 7%
SNP: 3%
OTHER: 3%

via YouGov, 07-08 May

pollingreport.uk/polls

ITN, Sky and plenty of other broadcasters and newspapers prefer not to call Hamas ‘terrorists’. The BBC gets the heat because ministers know this plays to a particular school of thought in the Conservative Party.

‘Steady on’

Latest The Guardian cartoon

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Classic #PONT from 7 August 1935: 'ANOTHER RESTLESS NIGHT, STEVENS.' #sleeping #restless #night

New #Lanyards available for Ministry of Nonsense staff

Tuesday’s ⁦The Times and The Sunday Times⁩ cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morland…