i’m what we call an OINK. one income, no kids. living on slop in my little pen

Put this next to the Mona Lisa

coworker just said “IPAs are my feral drinks” … hot girls aren’t meant for corporate america

me and who

gonna say this next time i call in sick at work

me all day today

when Usher doesn’t bring out Justin Bieber and we had no actual proof and just lived off our delusions
#SuperBowl2024 #SuperBowlLVIII

IS SHE OUT THER-

just sitting in my room waiting for this super bowl to start

“why are you dressing up like that?” “like what?”

me if usher doesn’t bring out justin bieber to perform somebody to love

justin bieber not being in the halftime show is my 13th reason

.Justin Bieber put on that damn bob & get on the stage.

me when i hear justin bieber start singing somebody to love during the halftime show

My outfit for today

How justin bieber better be sleeping tonight

Behold

hotdogs tonight queen?

Life is so beautiful and precious after two cocktails & an appetizer

stop being broke