If only Samsonov knew how to poke check like that

The Canes have 42 shots on goal already, so it sounds weird to say it, but man they’re passing too much and trying to be far too cute with the puck.

That’s a very weak interference call

They’re calling it Utah FC and showing us all of these terrible names to soften the blow. “Well at least they’re not called the Utah Powder.”

Cool, so after the 2021 Playoff loss to the Canadiens, the Toronto Maple Leafs found great success over the next three years right? Right?

Look, no one ever said Sheldon Keefe wasn't a good guy or that they wished him ill will. He was the coach of the Leafs, he did a shit job, and he got fired for it. We can stop with the 'But he's a great guy stuff.'

Don’t thank us. You got paid millions and delivered nothing but garnered respect in the handshake line. Move to Pittsburgh already.

Said another way, 'Sheldon Keefe's summer of 2024 severance package compensation is two full years' salary.'

Bye Felicias.

I'm the smartest man alive.

Fall Guy is a great movie; especially on you’re a cinephile. Go spend some money on it.

I’m in a theatre alone for Fall Guy. Ask me anything

Auston Matthews wishes he was the Natalie Spooner of men’s hockey.

Safe is death.
How the Leafs spent eight years chipping away at their identity in search of The Right Way and got the reward they deserved.
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