AN UNPROTECTED CEX WOULD HAVE BEEN SAFER

Another presale that pulled out...Today on Useless Crypto News $SOL $CONDOM

🔺MEMECOIN REVIEW: $COQ 🔺

BSCN’s research team takes you deep into $COQ of Coq Inu 🐓 - the project that single handedly created a memecoin ecosystem on the $AVAX blockchain.

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HE SOLD HIS WHAT FOR A CRYPTO DEBT?!

Today on Useless Crypto News, a story as cold as ice...

T-minus 15 days until your Taxes are due!

Luckily for you, @cointracking is here to make sure you don't overpay your crypto taxes.

A DEV'S BREADCRUMB TRAIL LEADS TO SOLVING A JUICY EXPLOIT

How Munchables Resurrected the bag, today on an Easter Sunday Useless Crypto News

HOW DEGENS $BUIDL AND BURN BRIDGES WITH BLACKROCK

Today on Useless Crypto News

SBF is being sentenced today for all the injustices he committed against the crypto world, but lets not forget another casualty in this fallout...
Caroline Ellison who was absolutely smoked by the courtroom sketch artist

BINANCE'S MOST UN-FAIR TRADE WITH NIGERIA

Today on Useless Crypto News

I can't tell if this project is inventing products or amazing names for insults.
Call her a 'coqbot' and watch what happens.

HOW TO BE A PRESALE LOSER AND STILL WIN AWARDS

$SOL PRESALE META SHENANIGANS CONTINUE TODAY ON USELESS CRYPTO NEWS thanks to Lookonchain
$nap $sorry

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TOMORROW: Degen of the Week Award Recipient 🏆 - I know it'll only be thursday but this Champion really outdid himself

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THE VIRAL OUTBREAK THAT CAUSED $10M IN LOST $SOL BAGS - IS YOUR BRAIN & BAG AFFECTED?

Memecoin mania today on Useless Crypto News
$BOME $SLERF and presale meta