God I'm good at this

Today's comic ( qwantz.com/index.php?comi… ) calls back to a comic from ten years ago today ( qwantz.com/index.php?comi… ) and also to a Facebook event I made 10 years ago that FINALLY arrives today! Please enjoy the brutal passage of time

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Lord have mercy this guy called it

FYI:

TW: Platform suicide

Behold, depression bookcase #2! (Merlin loves hanging out in the bottom shelf, so I might just figure out how to make that into a cat cave.)

My mom sent me some papers that belonged to my grandfather, Darwin Randall Crum, which included a collection of “Disfrustrating Puzzles” he created

Cleaning up my downloads folder, and I have no idea when this was from, but I'm confident some version of me found it to be the funniest thing ever.

Homework and housework should be WAY more synonymous than they are

Why doesn't Mark Sheppard have his own show yet? I feel like he should have his own show by this point.

Someone linked me to 17776, so now I'm spending a chunk of my week rereading it. You should too! sbnation.com/a/17776-footba…

Ryan North 🦖 🪄 🐶 💪 4️⃣ I love truncating sayings!
-A woman needs a man like a fish.
-You can't make an omelette.
-Cleanliness is next.
-The devil is *in*.
-A rose by any other name would smell.
-Look, a gift horse.

Seeing views actually makes me want to tweet less because I feel bad about all the people whose time I have wasted.

I think the photo’s just been taken from quite close up, to be honest with you.

Well, I guess I'm done for the day.