venmo me for shots <3

Good times for a change

ill die before i stop posting pics from this day

gonna buy myself flowers today since no one’s son would

my gym pals hyped me tf up today

It's called gross pay cause it's disgusting to see what you could've made

This is literally the dream, it's basically the meaning of life

i say this a lot but it’s crazy how some humans can have such smart engineering minds to come up with this shit to make skyscrapers withstand earthquakes while some humans think the earth is flat and that vaccines cause autism just based off vibes

Who up

when i was 23 i MERCILESSLY mocked 28 year olds for basically being 30 but not that im 28 i think we should all find the warmth of kindness in our hearts<3

My most millennial trait is big purchases must happen in big laptop screen

deeez nuts, aha got yalll, if u fell for that come on now, lol lmfao, aha got u all

Wealthy enough to sit courtside and offline enough to be unaware of Drake, the dream.