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Roaring Kitty Once Again Drives Up Stock Prices For GameStop, AMC bit.ly/4bDDq8q #WhatDoYouThink ?

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Wizard Reprimanded For Watching Porn On His Work Orb bit.ly/44P7pZ1

Perdue Announces Initiative To Even The Playing Field By Giving Chickens Guns bit.ly/3ygpD9M

Trump Held In Contempt Of Court After Stabbing Michael Cohen To Death With Ballpoint Pen bit.ly/3WD9IMD

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Progressive Preschool Abandons Students In Woods bit.ly/3wwk9qT

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Florida Students Given Lifelike Dolls To Simulate Responsibility Of Owning Slave

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Nation’s Weeping Spouses Announce They Don’t Recognize The Person You’ve Become bit.ly/4dBGC6x

Bob Menendez Repeatedly Tries To Jam Gold Bar Into Courthouse Vending Machine bit.ly/3QKRQMe

Trump Reflexively Asks Michael Cohen To Silence Michael Cohen bit.ly/3yqOpnn

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Fingers Too Greasy From Salami To Open Pepperoni bit.ly/4bfIzE6