The Onion (@TheOnion )

The Onion

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Account created 04-03-2008 02:48:37
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Media Studio : Tips For Staying Hydrated

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SocialFlow : Lonely Teacher, Outcast Student Begin Somewhat Endearing Sexual Relationship

Buffer : Watch this to see how a restless palate can destroy a life.

SocialFlow : Divorced Man Sadly Removes Ex-Wife’s Admin Privileges From Home Security System

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SocialFlow : Pictures Of Smiling Group Of People Taken Where John Lennon Was Murdered

Media Studio : In this week's news: Joe Biden, Roger Ailes, and Donald Trump

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Buffer : Sorry Feminists, But If The Wage Gap Exists, How Do Women Afford All Those Nice Soaps?

Buffer : A Construction Crew Took Down The Controversial 400-Foot Statue Of Hitler That Welcomes Visitors To Wisconsin

Buffer : The nasty prez O-BUMPER is always showing up to dip his BUNGLER’S FINGERS into the SOUP AND MILK of Americans.

Twitter Web Client : Roger Ailes, America’s Jolly Grandpa Who Was Always Pulling Beloved Goofs On Ladies, Was Murdered By The Deep State

Buffer : The scale of the liberal media’s cover-up on this story is so massive that it’s honestly hard to fathom.

Buffer : Hell Yes, It Is The Special Choo-Choo Medicine Called Coal! The Patriotic Vegetable That Comes From Mountains!!!

Buffer : You Are The Cannibal Lobster-Man Of New England. Can You Become The Governor Of Maine?