I cannot operate on this boy. This boy is my son.

Walking away from the microwave in slow motion and not turning around when it dings

Me to the cinema attendant

Literally what is meant to be the problem this place sounds fantastic

SO late to this life hack - the hole in the ring pull holds your straw in place!

Just remembered that weird bit in Gladiator when he has to fight a Bafta

That’s the last ever performance of ‘Will You Still Need Me, Will You Still Feed Me, Glenn I’m Sixty Moore’ done. Thank you to every single person who saw it, whether it was on tour, at the Fringe, in a ropey work in progress or tonight at the Bloomsbury Theatre. Thank you x

I’m on Breaking The News on BBC Scotland at 13:30 today, so if you enjoy me on that, you might like the below!

BBC Scotland Comedy #breakingthenews

50 tour dates, 40 Edinburgh Fringe dates, 60 previews and 1 special recording later, tonight is the very last performance of this show.

Final tickets below. Cannot wait to start performing the new one.

My agent says I should ramp up the social media publicity for this show in London on Friday so if you don’t come I’ll kill the President of Argentina. My solemn pledge.

I can’t make any promises

My agent says I should ramp up the social media publicity for this show in London on Friday so if you don’t come I’ll kill the President of Argentina. My solemn pledge.

Wrote some riddles to really annoy your family this Easter

Last night I dreamt I was at an Indian restaurant where if anyone ordered egg and chips then when the waiters brought it out they played the Eastenders theme at a deafening volume

Last night was a riot. We’re so excited for tonight as we go again with Hive Mind at Soho Theatre with Katy Wix and Glenn Moore . sohotheatre.com/events/hive-mi…

Great fun recording this!

Let me know if you’ve played Factorio. It’s a LOT.

What do Kiri Pr'chard-McLean, Tarot, DUKER Ania Magliano KSB Glenn Moore KB🪞 Amy Gledhill (insta: thatamygledhill) Tessa Coates & Katy Wix all have in common?

...who knows tbh, but they are all gonna be at ours for your fave new game show, Hive Mind 🐝

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