Wife- We have to do something about last year's garden, it looks like a jungle.
Me - Hmmm Okay. (there are pigs among those goats and sheep)

That is a Marine who lost his leg in Ramadi on the left helping a WWII Veteran up the stairs to the lay a wreath on the memorial.

Ben Carson separated twins at the brain with his bare hands. HIS BARE HANDS. He’s one of the greatest products of AMERICA OF ALL TIME, and how was he repaid?

Worked with one Presidential administration and was called an Uncle Tom.

George Floyd gets a statue though.

Sick.

Texas fans will start complaining that OU/OSU always have home field advantage in the Softball WCWS. Yet, they never admit they have the advantage in the football Red River Shootout.

Everyone who got the vaccine is screwed

Remember those who died in defense of our country.
Cpl McCrae, Cpl Zindars, LCpl Lynch, & Doc Noble.

Well. Hail on the front of it. But it missed us by about a mile to the south. May have to go check in neighbors.

Darn, just went to sleep. Then phone went off, tornado warning. Looks like it will just miss us to the north. Claremore may get hit. One heck of a light show going on right now.

Call me old or any other name you wish, but I was raised by one simple mantra..If you don't want that shit on the front page of the newspaper, don't do it. Now, they do it and want it all over the internet then whine b/c it is all over the internet.

Well, 12 little male goats are not happy with me today. They all got a tiny rubber band wrapped around their boys this afternoon. All except the naturally polled ones. We will sell those guys in about a month or so.

Wife -that lady is coming over today.
Me- what lady?
Wife -the weird one with the weird kids.
Me - when I called them weird, I was being nice. they are much worse than weird.
Wife - well they will be here at 2.
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As soon as I posted a reply about 🇷🇺 and 🇮🇷 being in cahoots, a sexbot liked it. Now, X is throttling posts about countries who hate us??

Never in my lifetime has a 30 yo pro golfer died suddenly. 💉

Am I the only Oklahoma Softball fan that loves to see TX teams get into fights?

Yeah, what he ⬇️said.

He may be spot on. Being a retired Marine, my advice to all active duty and reserve service members who are called to enforce unlawful orders, DON'T! It will not end well for you.

zerohedge.com/covid-19/i-did…

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Let me tell one thing, Fluffy the farm cat wouldn't go near this thing. She sleeps where she wants, eats on the front porch, lounges on the back porch, hunts all night, comes in for a brief pat-pat, and cuddles with the guard dogs in the winter.

This is why the Fed Bureau of Idiots FBI ordered all the security cameras to be turned off. If they had the opportunity to kill him, they could with no video evidence. Then plant a drop gun on the scene to claim self defense.