In honor of Willie Nelson's 91 birthday 🎂

Here's a photo of Keith Richards teaching a young Willie Nelson how to play guitar

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A foreigner named Josef Urbanszky, who lives in Killarney, has made terrorist threats against Irish people stating, 'Ireland's gonna be dead'.

He follows it up by saying he will 'drop a bomb in Killarney station'.

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Even serial killers know to keep the puppy murder to themselves

Me and Alexa:

Me: 'Alexa, how do you spell' (long pause while I realized I wanted to use a different word) 'never mind...'
Alexa: n e v e r (space) m i n d

Don't you hate it when you leave your phone upstairs and it starts ringing and you go up to answer it to find out is it a scammer? That's really the reason we keep our phones with us at all times.

Victoria Haneman FYI my dad and my sister are lawyers. neither of them were expected to babysit your kids or your pets. What happened to the professionalism of lawyers?

Houston, We Have Mick Jagger Here !

#MickJagger #NASA #Houston

Do you ever see someone you like on Twitter post a completely ridiculous statement but you stay quiet because you like them and don't want to get blocked. Or is that just me?

Has anyone explained to the Israelis that if they prevent food and water and medicine from reaching Palestine they are starving their own people who are held hostage?

I should stop using Door Dash because everytime I do I end up yelling at customer support...

I have two delightful ginger cats of diffetent sizes. I foundmyself telling one that he is the best cat in the world and quickly adapted that to the best cat in the world who weighs less than 10 lbs. 😂🐈🐈

No big deal, just a deer scoring a goal then celebrating..😲

My microwave has two settings for reheating leftovers. 'Still cold' and 'Way too hot to eat'

I am not saying the advice is wrong, I have no idea but Community Notes is now using anonymous Quora comments as the reference? And Elon Musk wonders why we don't always believe them...

Nope. Married to a lawyer.

This is just a bad circus act at this point 🤦🏼‍♂️

Transgender male smashes women’s record during a weightlifting competition in Nevada, taking 1st place in the Women’s Masters National Championships.

Source: Libs of TikTok p

#widowhood #Grief Less than a month to go to the anniversary. Not good times...

Just told my 5 year old cat that he is 'the end of the line' (not that he cares) but at my age I can't take on another that will outlive me 😢