Regardless of the outcome of the fucker's criminal trial, Cohen definitely got under his skin.

Dumbfuck Tuberville, after complaining that the criminal defendant's courtroom is a 'very depressing' place for Trump, takes the necessary measurements to ensure that the criminal defendant with 34 felony charges, has a more enjoyable criminal trial experience:

When you have your small Johnson take you to your criminal trial:

Greene, out campaigning for Donnie:

This would probably hurt Melanie's feelings if she weren't his Russian handler. Donnie didn't give two fucks about Melania finding out that he was raw-dogging an adult film star & a Playmate. He wasn't paying hush-money or jack shit, to anyone unless he thought that he'd win.

It shouldn't be too much of a surprise, that a smelly, old syphilitic Russian escort, helped her pu$$y grabbing rapist husband, come up with the 'locker room talk' spin for his Access Hollywood pu$$y grabbing tape. Melania is a bigger piece of shit than her fucking husband.

MAGA fuckbags calling Cohen a liar, is laughable, especially after Trump and Doosh Jr. committed perjury during the Mueller Investigation. The only difference is, Trump's corrupt DOJ refused to charge the motherfuckers.

The lying fuckbag who's friends are convicted felons, who's business, Trump Org., was found guilty of 17 counts of criminal tax fraud, found liable for $454 million in NY fraud case, who's Trump Foundation & Trump University were found liable for fraud, says Cohen is not credible

Hunter paid his back taxes, which was a minuscule amount compared to what Trump owes, and he was still charged after the fact. Criminally charge mother fucking Trump, and Garland can appoint a special fucking counsel for the 🤡 tax evading fraud and piece of fucking shit.

Ron Filipkowski said that Donnie looked very 'chipper' this morning. Awesome.

Barton probably has to get Fuckface 🤡 a Mother's Day gift as well, because Donnie is the biggliest whiny, pearl clutching, little fucking bitch.

I like to post this one every Mother's Day just as a reminder that some mothers, are motherfuckers.

Cohen to Trump when he testifies on Monday for Trump's criminal hush-money trial, every time the judge isn't looking:

So Barron might be gone from the political arena...for now, but I know that the little asshole will be back. This is only temporary. He's definitely a chip off the Old Blob, and I bet ya anything, that he'll turn out to be an even bigger doosh than Jr., if that's at all possible.

Sorta stole this one from someone's tweet and 'tweaked it'. InsignifiCunt just made more sense to me. 😜

Looks like Bloatis from Handy Griftith is finally going to get locked the fuck up, which is where the previously convicted fraud, fucking belongs.

Just fire the corrupt piece of shit, Cannon, straight into Trump's golden shitter at Mar-A-Lardo, where she can tongue Donnie's ass 24/7. It'll save time.

Someone tweeted this, and it's spot on! In addition to the rapist 🤡 having already been found liable for fraud and rape, he should also be referred to as the criminal fucking defendant with 88 felony charges.

Merchan denied Trump's motion to amend gag order. Eat shit, Fuckface 🤡

He can go fuck himself...with a cactus 🌵 up his ass.