I misunderstood my wife, thinking she said 'chicken jelly.' Ok. Let's see what you can do with that?

[Scene -Mad Scientist Lab]

Tell!
No! Never!
Chicken Jelly!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!
#writingprompt #writingcommunity

If you can't resist trying to shame others when it's obvious you don't have a clue about your own religion, how about you just stop with the lies & false images?

Love is NOT disproportionally punishing people you created. Let's see a year without children born with cancer?

This is a perfect example of an attention whore. A chimera capable of changing its outward appearance to dazzle, stun, and suspend the cautious nature most of us have to avoid conmen/undercover agents of evil.

No matter how weak or pitiful it looks, the beast within rages on.

Do not let the clowns of the media circus distract or deceive you.

This trial is about a serious crime that crooks like Billy 'The Fixer' Barr tried to cover up. This would be a federal case if not for obstruction of justice.

Too accurate. 🙄
White folks on both sides stop shooting, but the ideological war rages on.

The saddest part is they keep congratulating themselves while resisting any idea that they should give some of the land they fought on, which was stolen from the natives, back to them.

Anyplace it's buried will become an icky shrine. His dishonor for our precious patriots disqualifies him from being anywhere near them.

One of the best decisions that The United States of America ever made was to bury Bin Laden at random out in the middle of the ocean.

Hey! Where's Elvis?

Gone, man.

Wow.

Stewy B(oYo)bs could be witches doing heavy metal?

Who is spooning right now?
Big spoon?
Little spoon?

Wanna fork this weekend?

Just like my cousin Harry used to say, if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

And don't be a bossy coward.

This question from Jen is very important.

First, raise your hand, if anyone from any level of government ever came to you and asked if it was OK to make you pay taxes.

If you live in this great country, pay your fair share of DUES. Civilization & Freedom are not free.

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Some kinfolk call me 'Cousin Grandpa,' but just between you and me, I'm likely their uncle. 🤷🏼‍♀️

We did not 'time travel here,' as far as *you* know. 🤫

Watch C-SPAN. SOTU was much better. I am done with MSM covering elections like they're sports.

We have great access to media, but after 67 yrs on Earth, I despise *commercials*. MSNBC repeats the same💩too often. Our TV stays off. Forget broadcast radio.

No notes. This is how a woman who cares about others talks about these things.

Senator Katie Boyd Britt - You have this one chance to denounce your evil deception and support of corruption, or Alabama will have to replace you.

If you hate yakking ignorant MSM drones, watch it on #CSPAN .