EXCLUSIVE: in one of the final actions of Parliament, just before dissolution, the Government had legislated to ban private prescriptions (originating in UK or abroad) of puberty blockers for under 18s. NHS prescriptions will be restricted - legally - to official trials.

Aye they're haein a vote Cissie, at their Extraordinary Meetin th'day, tae discuss their Sparkles problem, but the vote's jist aboot whit yin o them has tae announce the result by openin a windae an stickin their bare erse oot. Ma vote's oan wee Patrick but ma bet's oan Maggie...

The news is being very coy about which 'highly offensive word' the Pope used about 'the lgbt community', so I'm going to assume it was 'q***r' and at last the news realise how offensive to gay people the word really is...

This is staggering, disgraceful and unequivocally illegal behaviour from Literature Alliance Scotland. This appalling 'guidance' must be immediately withdrawn, an apology issued and an inquiry conducted. A very important piece by Magi Gibson. wingsoverscotland.com/the-misogyny-a…

When To Stop Lying wingsoverscotland.com/when-to-stop-l…

Phantom Power The idea that voting for a party run by Murray Foote, Liz Lloyd, Shirley Ann-Somerville, Angus Robertson etc will ever gain you independence is just staggeringly barking at this point.

I can see them having a vote of no confidence in Swinney during the GE campaign, which he will lose. Shakespeare couldn't have written a funnier tragedy...

I'm hoping this GE will be more fun as a pure observer than all the other ones have been when I had to choose a vote. It changes very little, no-one voted for this fucking mad world we live in, but we got it for our entire lives anyway. I'm out of the whole dishonest charade...

A General Election which is more than 4 and a half years after the last one should never be called a 'snap' or an 'early' GE, we're already overdue, 4-year Parliaments are long enough, and for most of the MPs elected these days they already feel too long...

Adam Ramsay Is Definitely A Liar wingsoverscotland.com/adam-ramsay-is…

Well at least Starmer looked at the weather forecast and went for 'indoors'. That's 1-0 to Starmer...

It looks and sounds even worse on repeat viewings, I think I was too stunned first time round, it was too bizarre. Why did he go on..?

Miss Pugh: Who are you going to vote for then?

Tony: Neither of them. I shall show my contempt by going down to the polling booth, taking my form, crossing both their names out and writing 'get knotted' in!

#GeneralElection

The drowned rat just left the ship...

Is this going on all night?

The Weather Gods are setting the scene today...

#RepealTheGRA

Ye couldnae write this stuff Cissie, efter 14 years o Tory Government, the best they can dae is tell us aw tae stock up oan starvation rations cos they're buggered if they're gauunae help us oot in an emergency... oh aye, an come oot an vote fer mair o the same intae the bargain!