Planning my world tour

Giving your mom flowers isn't a replacement for Skittles 😤

Here's a Skittles riddle:

If brittle Skittles twiddled piddle-paddle up the puddle without a griddle, then could little Biddle straddle the middle of said puddle with merely a fiddle?

Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as Skittles and son.

In space, no one can hear you ask for Skittles. #NationalSpaceDay

Still not changing my profile pic.

Please keep me in your thoughts... nothing's wrong but I just like it when you think of me

Fun fact of the day: it takes 63 rainbows to make one Skittles.

She lied to me... that song was NOT about fortnite 😡

First day in the New Skittles office

Have I got news for you!! 🤯

No profits for you though. Sorry.

Where does a rainbow go when it does something bad?

Prism.

People think my favorite Mario Kart course is Rainbow Road... it's obviously Sweet Sweet Canyon 😡

Connection terminated.

If you missed the eclipse just wait until like 8pm and it’ll kinda happen again

Is this the eclipse??

I'll take my Skittles shaken today, I guess.

As New Skittles, part of my job is expanding me to new, up-and-coming platforms! Should I start a MySpace?

First week on the job as New Skittles is done... time to take a break 😪