Mummy for nothing and the sphynx for free

The cybertruck recall making them finally reveal the sales figures is so good, it sold half as much as the DeLorean lmao

'Of what use is Christianity to the world if it could produce a man such as Wario?'
'To the world? I do not know. But to Wario's soul? Everything.'

Important literary work of our time

I like to think of the Pompatus of Love as a big wise creature

Basketball needs its own version of helmet nachos. I should be able to eat nachos out of some shorts

Rowling made every choice you'd make if you wanted to frame the wizarding world - even the 'good' part of it - as a regressive isolationist society that can only evolve dramatically or succumb to fascism, but it was all accidental; she's just british twitter.com/MinModulation/…

Maxwell Keeper

Sex 2

constantly thinking about this excerpt from an interview with Adam McKay:

FUN FACT: the gravity bong was invented after someone who was way too high heard their Italian friend ask to “grab-a de bong”

Entering and leaving and entering and leaving this place until I like the menu

I hate when you go to see the phrenologist and most of the visit is just with the skull hygienist

My son is a Gamer. I am not

grateful dead / guided by voices

Dune bookclub has the boys pulling up some deep bangers

Imagining a guy who has no problem with kids but hates people 33-41. If you're that age and at the bar, he will ask you to leave. He can always tell, too

I'm seeing double here. Four Lipas

I watched the Conan Hot Ones and obv Conan delivered to a higher degree than anyone ever has but also when did Sean get those veneers? He got the chompers in, he was lookin like the damn Mask

People are saying Woody Woodpecker has no place on this list. You're essentially spitting on the fine people of Brazil when you say this. No. Keep Woody. Replace Mickey with Bullwinkle.