It’s such a refreshing plot twist that this was all just a hustle

James Gray has a great rant about this very thing.

At first glance I thought this was some kink video of women having matching tattoos urinated on what have I become?

I’ve rewatched this about 17 times today and they are all being so goddamn funny. Rue in particular is just quietly nailing it, I can’t stop watching her

big secret to happiness is just liking stuff. finding more stuff to like. finding ways to like stuff you didn’t before. recognizing what it feels like to like something and doubling down on that. what feels frivolous is actually the whole ballgame

“PLEASE GOLDEN GIRLS, DON’T”

The Rural Juror just received a 35 minute standing ovation at Cannes.

I would never sleep again.

I don’t think people understand how MAJOR this is. For a woman in her sixties to break a record like this goes against every ageist and sexist we are taught in the world. Like this is actually fucking incredible. Her legacy cannot be denied.

I want to do that and then I want to put them all in my mouth I don’t care if they’re poisonous or not

Why is the monkey dressed for dinner and the ducks are naked typical ducks

I genuinely thought that everybody does this

How the HELL have I not noticed that in all the years I've been watching 'The Abyss'.

How?

HOW?!

POV: you forgot your headphones

It’s an unflinching look at the lolly pop industry.

Idea for band name: Ray Milland’s Toupee

BARBRA.

I could use my lovely blue tick to go off on some thousand word diatribe about how beyond awful these low-lying scoundrels are, but instead I’ll just stick with: register to vote, make sure you have the right ID to vote, and vote.

Just when I think I’m going to leave twitter….