first date idea:

The pyramids died out about 2000 years ago, hunted to extinction by apex predators.

Has anybody ever dubbed in a urination sound in this?

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how tf do you defend against this?

It's kind of sad that I have to get used boots and shoes.

Do they just not make good classic style men's shoes and boots anymore? And nobody uses leather soles anymore either?

Jucika 'Jucika and the roomba'

I'm giving up fast food. Who wants my Jack in the Box points?

one time i was helping my grandma make dinner & she told me to go to the market & pick up a jar of frog’s breath, some root of hemlock & the scale of a dragon & i asked her what we were making & she looked me dead in the eyes & said, “a salad.”

Which style is better, static inline or inline static?

'The success of 'Monty Python & the Holy Grail' (1975) is due to the fact that we didn't have the money to make a mediocre epic. Because given the time & money we would have been mediocre. But because we didn't we had to come up with silly ideas.'

--- Terry Gilliam

i love your recurring subject matters and themes

Hold still I'm establishing rapport with you

Bought something 4 years ago and am just now taking it out of the package.

I feel like there’s a collective “I don’t want to do this anymore” happening on so many levels.

gm

Texting my wife “Atlas used the ion bomb way too early” while she operates on a patient

Might f around and initiate ghost protocol w a bad bitch...