@RogerQuimbly
Fridge magnate
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calendar_today13-07-2010 16:07:15
33,7K Tweets
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3 months ago
Pretty pleased with my first day as PR adviser to Baroness Michelle Mone and her husband.
“Quimbly called me a what?!?”
This new Twitter feature is interesting.
Pretty pleased with my first day as Rudy Giuliani’s legal adviser.
“Did someone say ‘five families’?”
Just farted so hard I lost all of my WhatsApp messages.
Pull my finger
Last night I was visited by three spirits. I told them to fuck off.
Watched so much Netflix I’m changing my name to Skip Intro.
Making a law that allows you to ignore other laws is a really cool idea, Rishi. 10/10. No notes.
When you realise you’ve followed through.
4 months ago
Spectator*press send**leave Twitter*
I don’t think I’ve ever hated anything as much as some Doctor Who fans on social media seem to hate Doctor Who.
I can’t think of anything to post, so I’m posting this.
There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies, I do not wish to add to it, but will if given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day …
If Laurence F*x is suing anyone over damaging his reputation he should be suing himself.
Horrible, horrible news. She was a good friend and a lovely person. RIP.
I was close.
You can buy dishwasher salt, but not dishwasher pepper? Gap in the market there, Elon.
Worrying.