Since research is the sole basis of evidence based knowledge and understanding, I painstakingly researched on the quality of two new beers that I hadn’t tried before.

GFY

Frame in a frame.

Sweet shop.

Hahaha. Digi Fuck app was the best part.

Vacations are difficult. You meet your family after months and that too for a few days. You come across so many difficulties. Both parents and you create a house of cards of lies. While they lie how great they are and living their best without your support or company but you

Bobby Deol in the 90s.

Girl: How is ur pull out game so strong? Where did u learn it?
Boy:

I strongly suspect that the movie Animal is an evil feminist ploy to vilify men by portraying that most men see women as titties and not as entities.

The only thing that sells in India is scaremongering and hyperbole.

Marriage is an asylum where a man’s reluctance to run errands on Sundays is summarily taken as ingratitude.

Making love is like fine art. Never complete without a few deft finishing touches.

I think I have become like an indoor potted plant. I mostly stay indoors, look nearly like a pot and have become green with all the bile in me.

Life’s is meant to be enjoyed like a sugarless cup of tea. Sugar will spoil your life. Sweeteners would spoil your tea.

Of course poetry is very respectable. It is the only existing aphrodisiac for platonic love.

A middle-aged woman’s greatest secret to looking young and sexy is for her partner to appear much older than they actually are.

A simple cropped image of a coastline can be such a riot of colours. #Goa

Not in a very distant future will we see a North South divide so profound that it may bring our nation to the brink of an irreconcilable cultural break up. And the enablers of this vicious hate will happily continue to tweet on philosophy and look the other way.

Aren’t memories like black and white photographs? The elements do stay around till our last breaths, even if the colours fade away with time.

According to folklore, a man was sacrificed and buried in the foundation in the belief that the ritual would make the fort impregnable.

One of the rulers threw his concubine from a window. Another ruler killed his minister similarly.

Their spirits still haunt Mehrangarh.