Scotland warned to brace for slightly more rain than usual

Adulterer to get new shiny hat

“I can see you and you can see me. But I can’t see me and you can’t see you so it’s important that we can see each other.” Harry (5)

Thanks for protecting us from Renaissance art, say next week's batch of Florida school shooting victims

A football pundit is teaching the BBC Director General that there is no middle ground between right and wrong.

In 1939 the SS St Louis was turned away from Cuba, the US and Canada. Aboard were 900 Jews. They were forced to sail back to Europe. Britain refused to take them all in. 254 of them were gassed by Germany. Learn your history BBC.

Never do tomorrow what you can put off doing today.

Jacob Rees Mogg resigns from cabinet to take up new role rounding up orphaned children in Vulgaria

Downing Street interior designer buys private island in Bahamas

Heinrich Himmler ruled out of Conservative Party leadership race for being 'too organised'

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A Panini Sticker Album of British Prime Ministers 2022-2023 Season.

Only two prime ministers till Christmas

Children excited to learn it’s only nine new chancellors until Christmas

Liz Truss said that she’d get the economy moving, at least she’s not lying about that

Liz Truss

Liz Truss spotted in Birmingham B&Q asking for tartan paint and a left handed screwdriver

Brazil narrowly avoids Coldplay concert

Buying a house in London soon to become more expensive than renting one

If you don’t stop picking it, it won’t get better, says Chancellor’s gran

Liz Truss’ reflection in Downing Street bathroom mirror launches leadership bid