Of course the keffiyeh is political. But it still shouldn’t be banned from Ontario’s legislature theglobeandmail.com/opinion/articl…

This weekend, I gave Ronald McDonald an ultimatum: bring back crispy onions.

Today is the deadline.

He can bring them back, or I’ll chug a bottle a ketchup in one of his restaurants and vomit violently on the floor.

He’s going to learn: giraffes have asymmetrical spots. BOOM

What does this mean? Does anyone know? Does the NDP know? Or did they just smash the keyboard and press “post”

'We're scared for our life from you'

'Are you trying to kidnap us?'

'Are you preparing to have us get murdered?'

'He's trying to auction us off'

...What?

Sounds like someone will be suspended with pay

The students, glamping, will never be defeated

The next time my Uber Eats driver is late, I will launch a complaint that he is denying my basic humanitarian aid

Jews have eyes. And they see that the antisemitism in the protests in Canada over Gaza is no aberration theglobeandmail.com/opinion/articl…

“We’ll let in the good Jews,” say students who believe themselves righteous

It can’t be. I was told the “problematic speech” glorifying Oct. 7 in Ottawa last weekend was an anomaly

Canada is increasingly becoming an outlier among peer nations when it comes to care for trans youth.

Kids here are owed the same careful review of the evidence, but that can only happen if and when the noisiest actors get out of the way theglobeandmail.com/opinion/articl…

Canadians: I can't afford my groceries

Liberal Party: Pierre Poilievre still hasn't denounced Alex Jones' endorsement!!!!

Canadians: Who?

Absolutely wild thing for the police chief to say after a jury finds an individual not guilty

It says something about the extent to which this has all been tolerated when these guys are boasting about singing that Jews should “go back to Europe” ⬇️

Canadian health care is the envy of no one, and our fierce loyalty to the mirage of a functioning system is literally killing people.

We can’t even get the basics right, and we’re adding new programs on top. This is insane.
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You’re not supposed to *admit* you’re teaching kids to sing songs about sending Jews back to supposedly where they came from

Erm… are they singing “please go back to Europe” to the tune of “Bingo” …?

Maybe they can sing about Jews controlling the police to “Mary had a little lamb” next