Thank you, @ElonMusk! Rudy may be disgraced and disbarred and completely gaga! But thanks to you he still has a place to spew his dangerous nonsense!

Thoughts and prayers to all Cybertruck owners and $TSLA shareholders who may have suffered as a result of your Twitter addiction.

The odor in the court was very strong and very pungent. Big, strong men had tears in their eyes! #TrumpTrial

DARK BRANDON IS BEING VERY MEAN TO ME! #SleepyDon

WHO MADE THIS? VERY UNFAIR!

ODOR IN THE COURT!!

Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lindsey Graham, Speaker Mike Johnson, Matt Gaetz, #GymJordan and Kari Lake have all assured me that my farts don't stink.

Nasty Ally Sammarco wants you to believe otherwise. Ridiculous! lamag.com/politics/somet… #Farting

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IF JUDGE ENGORON DISQUALIFIES MY BOND AND TISH JAMES SEIZES MY TRUMP TOWER PENTHOUSE, ALL I NEED TO DO TO QUALIFY FOR FREE GOVERNMENT HOUSING AT RIKERS ISLAND IS TO KEEP VIOLATING JUDGE MERCHAN'S SO-CALLED GAG ORDER. #WINNING !

I AM PROUDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE CHERRY-PICKED EXAMPLES OF CRIME BY UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS THAT THE GOP AND @FOXNEWS ARE TRYING TO SCARE YOU WITH!

I AM PROUDLY THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING ROE V. WADE AND FORCING YOUR WIFE TO MISCARRY IN A LOBBY RESTROOM!

Many people are saying Jesse Watters should be arrested for jury tampering! FBI Alvin Bragg

Lance 'Scofflaw' Gooden is very smart! It's much safer to break the law in Texas, where AG Ken Paxton is himself a notorious criminal!

Kari Lake is absolutely right! Earthen vessels in Arizona don't need #freedom ! If they want to be treated as a human person, they can go to another state! usatoday.com/story/news/pol…

I MAY HAVE CHEATED IN THE 2016 ELECTION, FALSIFIED BUSINESS RECORDS TO COVER IT UP, VIOLATED THE EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE 1,862 TIMES, INCITED AN INSURRECTION, AND STOLEN OUR MOST CLASSIFIED SECRETS, BUT AT LEAST I DIDN'T GAMBLE ON AN NBA GAME. YOU CAN GET SEVERELY PUNISHED FOR THAT!

I have retained my eligibility for next season because I did not commit the ultimate crime of violating the NBA's gaming rules!

NEW YORK JURORS ARE EXTREMELY BIASED AGAINST CRIMINALS!

I WILL DEBATE BIDEN ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, JUST NOT ABOUT THE BIBLE.

No child is safe at Charlie Kirk's youth club. Sad!

I only started selling Bibles when I realized Lot was allowed to fuck his daughters.

X IS SO MUCH BETTER SINCE @ELONMUSK AND @LINDAYAX GOT RID OF ALL THE PORN BOTS!

NOW I KNOW ALL THE SEXY LADIES IN MY REPLIES ARE REAL HUMANS WITH A GENUINE INTEREST IN CULTIVATING MUSHROOMS!