This AWS Support rep sucks.

A surprised novice exclaimed, 'Master, the AWS bill is higher than expected!'

The wise one responded, 'Attachment to expectations leads to suffering. Embrace the bill as a lesson in mindfulness.'

#zenofAWS

Amazon really shouldn’t have put that ad in the middle of their motion to dismiss.

Well. I guess hersch 🪢 has been told.

I didn't expect Amazon Web Services security (usually a great org) to drag its feet for eleven goddamned months on a security disclosure. This is disappointing.

It's with a heavy heart that I share an update that has turned my life upside down. My world is spinning.

This story is hard for me to share, but I could really use the support right now 💙🧡
readysetcloud.io/blog/allen.hel…

For my friends using a CLI Twitter client:

Roses are [0;31mred[0m, violets are [0;34mblue. Hope you enjoy your new terminal hue

Today’s Comic: Then and Now…

What are they even teaching in computer science programs these days? Stanford student Aditya Saligrama explains his perspective.

Tune in to this episode to hear more:

youtu.be/9qhpc6cltns

Google is just upset that its AI Search Summaries sing like they have a mouth full of marbles

Seemingly the same for AWS. 😩

Microsoft: “We’re putting security first.”
Also Microsoft: “Windows now comes with what’s functionally a screen capturing keylogger.”
🤡🤡🤡

I was JUST thinking about this when yet again a power constrained device appears to think an entire core of its hardware was devoted to avahi-daemon.

The dog park with a rentable pup.

If you put needless mandatory text fields in forms, you’re wasting my time. I’ll waste yours right back with my usual placeholder text, “[ object Promise ]”.

FINALLY. This feels a lot more like 'operator error' than it does 'an underlying weakness in a Google service.' In AWS parlance I'd see this as more 'ProServe screwed up' and less 'the service team pooched a global service.' #hugops

Who leaked my AWS bill?!