When people send you $40M for posting a picture of your dog

Here's how you stop apes from getting drained every day:

Wallets that hold apes can not directly transact onchain.

Their transactions are first sent to an offchain intermediary. They make sure you're not going to get drained, and then relay the transaction onchain for you.

'Why did you only add 5% of the pre-sale funds to the LP?'

It is with immense joy that I announce that I will be stepping into my new role as CEO of marginfi

It is also with great sadness that I announce that I have already resigned from my role as CEO of marginfi due to disagreements with how things are done internally and externally

Uniswap's Chief Legal Officer is bald.

This case is over before it even started.

Congratulations on the win Uniswap.

Gary Gensler is going to be wearing a pair of Unisocks after Uniswap is done with him.

One year ago today I was in the hospital following a freak stroke and Harrison showed up with a card that said “sometimes something wonderful happens to someone who deserves it” 😑

A year ago that was just a classic Pop Punk joke but looking back that stroke actually was…

There's a fake PopPunkOnChain account that has existed for a month and is now DMing people trying to scam them.

Support wants me to upload my government ID in order to report them.

What is that going to solve? My ID doesn't say PopPunkOnChain on it... Please ban them.

Hi sharks.

Points, Data Availability, Liquid Restaking, Modular, Airdrop that we tease for 2 years.

I’m seeking $750M for 3% of my company.

Farmers will really do all this instead of going to therapy

Here's why Blur is taking so long to support Blast:

All Blast NFTs must be kept in a custodial North Korean 1 of 1 multisig wallet in order for them to be tradable on Blur.

You will receive photos of your NFTs every 6 weeks as proof that they still exist.

Still blows my mind that we inserted DN into one of the largest global brands 🥜

🚨Breaking🚨

Monad raises 0.0025% ($225M) of the market cap of Adam Cochran’s honeypot token.

DO NOT USE THE DOGWIFHAT ECLIPSE GLASSES THEY GAVE OUT AT NFT NYC

ape holders people that stared
at apefest at the solar eclipse
🤝
why do my eyes hurt

ADAM WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

Adam Cochran after accidentally building an EIGHT POINT NINE TRILLION DOLLAR honeypot.

Me preparing to ape into a 4 minute old memecoin with 0 due diligence and a 90% sell tax.