It’s been a long time since I’ve been on here!

My cat is missing. If anyone lives in the area, please keep an eye out for her. Her name is Violet.

Michael Jackson was spotted on live television over the weekend.

It’s 2022. It feels like I was just ringing in 2000 yesterday. I feel old.

Update: I am still unvaccinated.

I survived the greatest psychological fear campaign in human history.

I choose to operate at a frequency above fear. I see our media and governments for what they are now: powerless without our incessant fear.

The emperors have no clothes.

Does Amy Schumer make anyone else cringe? Or is it just me?

Is it 2024 yet?!

I’ve been rewatching The Middle and I forgot how funny Patricia Heaton is. I about fell off my couch when she said “leopard print man dress.” She was talking about Fred Flintstone. 🤣🤣🤣

Shout out to FabFitFun for always fixing what ever issue I’m having! I don’t know who runs the Facebook account, but they’re amazing!

Thank you FabFitFun for introducing me to OUAI. It’s a brand I would have never tried. I went to their site and bought shampoo, conditioner, wavy spray, and hair masque. I can’t wait until it all arrives!

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Thank you, FabFitFun, I love this box! I can’t wait to get it along with my add ons!

Dear Victoria's Secret, this bottle is too wide for my little hands. I have to use both hands to spray it. Please change the design.

Is Biden really trying to ban menthol cigarettes?!

Bombshell Beach smells amazing. Not as good as regular Bombshell, but it’s a great summer scent.

Anyone else tired of looking at fat models? Fat, black, or brown seems to be the new model criteria. I can’t tell how an outfit is supposed to look when it’s on an obese model. 🤷‍♀️

How long before non “woke” white people are forced into concentration camps?

I just spent over $1,000 at Victoria's Secret. I have no regrets. 🤷‍♀️

My obsessions right now are Victoria's Secret, FabFitFun, and Starbucks. What are yours?