I’m awake! Re-snoozle happening in approximately 2 minutes

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If you could just help me open the window … I could do with a little air in here. Open the window. OPEN IT!

I have jumped in a very deep box. Someone call the fire brigade

Help these sad animals!!

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Despite some totally unfounded food theft accusations I was weighed this morning and I’m still 10lbs 4ozs!! I told you I was innocent! Weigh my daddy! Go on, weigh him!!!

I have a brilliant new strategy for the Tottenhams tonight: Go on boys! Kick the ball! Get Hairy Kane back! Beat the Chelseas!!
I might go on at half time if they need me and I’m not snoozling

No, I am not a samosa, I was just a bit chilly!

I went on a course called ‘Improve Your Cuteness’ but I’m not sure if it worked

PromoMummy!!

Good TV on at the moment

Who wants to join me? #Snoozle

No, I do not look like a prize winning haddock! I look svelte.

All I did was lick some sourdough!!! It’s hardly a crime!!! (I was up to 11 days. I’m very ashamed of myself)