did someone say back-to-back black ops 3 zombies all day? twitch.tv/paladinamber

Screaming actually isn’t enough I need to release the most guttural, blood curdling, glass shattering, earth shaking, sound barrier breaking noise known to man.

Me: “do I look like I give a fuck?”
Me: visibly crying and sobbing

Gimme your twitch prime or else 🔫

Microbeads for ya microweens

What’s wrong babe I thought you’d love staying at the clown pool spa hotel???

I don’t know how else to explain this but I need this done to my spine

here for a long time not a good time twitch.tv/paladinamber

The irony of this tweet when every second comment under any post is quite literally an actual asshole or someone getting railed harder than the second to… nvm.

came back from getting milk twitch.tv/paladinamber

Went away for the weekend and told my community if we didn’t reach the sub goal I wasn’t coming back and Phlapus 🐀 wasn’t getting out of the washing machine.
He’s still in there 😂😂😂😂

I’m no plane engineer but I just watched Jetstar ducttape apart of the rear wing back on and idk if that’s gonna be flight safe…

Don’t let the American’s find out that we call both of these the same thing

My Uber driver is straight up just looking at titties while he drives lmao

hi twitch.tv/paladinamber

Hold up I have a really cool idea BEYBLADE OFFICIAL what are you doing rn
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I still cant stop thinking about that one time I watched a grown man eat an entire container of chewing gum in the movies and not spit out a single piece... I wonder how he's doing now. Anyway twitch.tv/paladinamber