💥Hugo KeithKC : “You don’t have access to any of the WhatsApps you sent during the time of the crisis do you?”
🤥Sunak:“No I don’t, I’ve changed my phone multiple times over the past few years and as that has happened the messages have not come across”👀

Rishi Sunak...

I've heard he is bringing back Austin Allegros next week

BREAKING: new study says 50 years of tax cuts for the rich failed to trickle down

Love this song so much

Reminds me of driving around London in my ex fiancé's Vauxhall chevete listening to pirate radio stations

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Just sold a Samurai Frog this is heading to selling out in XS Small XL & XXL

15% off coupon INDIE15 available until tomorrow midnight masato.co.uk

This pilgrimage has been in aid of The Connection The Connection at St Martin's … donations accepted

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We will never get tired of sharing this

NHS porters rarely get a mention, but they are doing an absolutely heroic job right now to keep our hospitals moving

Please spare a RT for all of them

Shall we start by bringing back not having alarms on cheese and then work up from there?

A player who can only use one foot, can't get past a cone and then tackles himself while performing a u turn.

🚨BREAKING🚨Paul Gascoigne has just shown up at 10 Downing Street with a fishing rod and a roast chicken.

Me and Funky Bunni are bouncing into #elevenseshour to remind you that a T-shirt makes a super #fathersdaygift !
Ours are in the sale and raise ££ to help feed and support homeless and vulnerable people

Twice the gift!
Do get one ☺️
Sue
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I see lots of Right wingers are using places like Denmark as a shining beacon of why National service is great.

It’s funny, cos they don’t ever seem to champion all the OTHER aspects of life for young Danes.

Little 🧵

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👋Bye Andrea Leadsom, you were right once before u-turning and being wrong about everything

Erm

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Make sure you vote...

I'm expecting Rishi Sunak to announce the Conservatives are reintroducing white dog turds to appeal to a certain demographic.

In response Reform will claim it does not go far enough and want to reintroduce 'Dog £hit alleys' and ban dog poop bags

'Hi Rishi, it's Michelle from Mone Military Uniforms.'

We have had some shopping delivered for family from one of our supporters on here which is so kind, we just need a little bit more so they have enough food for next 9 days any help would be amazing as we are so close to sorting this family now 🙏

Mmmm Durian