Coca-Cola Marketing Strategist Named New United States PR Laureate onion.com/1ZgAMcx

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Report: Airlines Installing Uncomfortable Bumps In Seatbacks Because It Pleases Them onion.com/1g6fAGW

Informal Tone Of Cover Letter Sets Job Applicant Apart From Seriously Considered Candidates onion.com/1LSuFaW

Gap Closures To Leave Americans With Fewer Places To Buy Pants For Friend’s Wedding At Last Second onion.com/1JYql8T

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Report: Most For-Profit Colleges Started In Effort To Pay Off Own Student Debt onion.com/1F6Eiet

Laid-Back Company Allows Employees To Work From Home After 6 P.M. onion.com/1S1RlqU

Man Not Sure He’s Dynamic Enough To Work At Local Marketing Firm onion.com/1FwIHJe

This Has To Be Year Local Miniature Golf Course Finally Goes Out Of Business onion.com/1eRgvKt

Increasingly Horrified Man Listens To Self Explain What He Does For A Living onion.com/1HJeUNT

'Boy, this one’s kind of a head-scratcher. I mean, Baskin-Robbins? Really? Huh.' onion.com/1dcr9KI

Hospital Gift Shop Figures It Can Soak ’Em For 30 On The ‘I’m Thinking Of You’ Teddy Bear onion.com/1K78IUM