looking for a quick and easy way of getting my shit together. not willing to change a single thing about my lifestyle or behaviour. please get back to me asap

i wanna go sit in the sun at the park but my brain has convinced me that i’ll somehow do it wrong and everyone will point, laugh, set their dogs on me, garrotte me with their picnic blankets etc

jet lag demos

in 2023, i am going to strive to be less scared of social media. just post the thing ollie !!! how bad could it be?? have you seen some of the feral muck people put on the internet?? get over yourself mate

thought i saw one of the property brothers earlier but it was just some guy. ruined my day

congratulations to Prime Minister Corden

trying to outrun my mood before it rugby tackles me back into bed

i am unable to bear a single second of silence but also everyone is being so loud

barista sighed when i came in, scoffed at my rudimentary Spanish, patronised me in perfect English AND made a little heart in the foam of my coffee. i think he likes meeeeee :)

very unfair that brunch is the preserve of people with friends. no room for a solo eggs benedict because you and your upsettingly large social circle are clogging up all the tables? having this much fun in front of me is abuse

so glad that i’ve never done anything wrong in my entire life (and never will!) :)

an elderly woman in the laundromat asked me for a hand folding her bed sheets then immediately went outside for a leisurely smoke while i wrestled with her linen. i love and admire her

where are fish going and why are they always in such a rush??

what a nasty little world we’ve made for ourselves

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The cascading nature of the worst fucking news you’ve ever heard on top of the worst fucking news you’ve ever heard for years on end

been mugged twice in the last few months and i’m starting to take it VERY personally

criminals of the world: be nice to me!! i’m very tired!!