Are all 81 states in the room with you right now?

You can’t convince me that his posts aren’t just Trump AI at this point.

Now imagine their stance if men had to lose an organ.

Niece: I can’t wait till I’m a grownup.

Me: Yes you can it’s terrible.

Niece: But you can buy anything you want!

Me: What, you mean like health insurance?

Perfect meme usage right here

Imagine getting owned by Mitt Romney.

But Biden is “too old” lol

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He wants to go to jail so badly so he has something new to cry about.

For Passover in Wakanda, T’Challa changes his name to T’Matzo. Thank you.

G A M B I T N U D E S I N B I O

“Let my people goth.” - Emoses

Speaker Johnson is an appropriate name because he’s a talkative dick.

Celebrate Earth Day by getting hotter and more terrible.

God damn this man is funny.