For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn. Don’t lowball me. I know what I have. If you can see this listing, that means it is available. Do NOT inbox me asking Is This Available. Scammers will be blocked!!

Bisexuals should do a gender reveal party when introducing their partner to their friends

Going to the movies is over. My son watched Chinatown as a '200,000 Best Frames in Chinatown' Buzzfeed list. He saw Casablanca on Venmo.

I do not understand how any of you let yourself get invested in reality TV. Anyway, if the basketball team I started loving one month ago looses tonight I will dive into a wood chipper.

Nimona’s success should be written down in history as one of the greatest middle fingers to disney’s faces, when they released a half assed 100th anniversary film to compensate for it.

Live footage of a dude becoming a strokes fan in 45 seconds

Why does it look like Barney is about to be assassinated

A restaurant called Somebody Else’s House that captures the weirdness of eating at a friend’s house as a kid. The waitress asks you to pray and every meal comes with a glass of milk.

I have been making the pog face at every single X-Men '97 episode

Michael Jackson didn’t have his first hit single until he was 11.

Eddie Murphy didn’t get cast on SNL until was 19.

Steven Spielberg didn’t make Jaws until he was 27.

You’re never too old to follow your dreams.

I love how universally agreed it is that Columbo would INSTANTLY body Light

y’all consume media, i let the media consume ME!

Another one I think about often

hearing something bad about myself and suddenly i am 15 and sitting alone in the cafeteria again

I’m genuinely obsessed

The 'how dare you say we piss on the poor' Tumblr reading comprehension post

do you guys think this is what god intended to unfold when he created intelligent conscious life that's able to analyze and perceive nature

What’s crazy about this is I was totally lying. I know zero fitness influencers, I just called his bluff and brother folded immediately