The absolute first place you can get your hands on this big guy is in Lansing, Michigan tomorrow, where I'll be performing at Grewell Hall! Ticket link below!

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If you don't come to this I am uncertain that I can assist you.

Oh PS

Season 16 of my Writing Circle starts tonight and you should too.

neilhilborn.com/writing-circle/

Finally leaving my house

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Remember always that Quod est superius est sicut quod inferius, et quod inferius est sicut quod est superius.

The magician is hungry but his spouse and cat are napping on him.

I like to think that the God of Cats is a dog. The Dog loves all cats and does what she can to help them. The cats hate Her.

The magician would do well to remember that the easiest thing to be is scared.

For the spell to work you must forget that you cast it.

'Try different ways of walking: cocky, casual, manic, sexy. Apply the knowledge you gain to your magical practice.'

Remember that the Occult is merely what is hidden.

It is the work of the ritual magician to hold in the mind two contradictory ideas and find them to be equally true.

The old Hermetic axiom: as above, so below.

Gretchen heard you were talking shit.

You ever walk out of a hardware store at the tail end of dusk and think 'This is it, this is the last age?'

Just twisted my ankle in a hole that I dug myself. That is both a metaphor and what actually happened.

A very happy Mean Girls Day to all who celebrate.

I don't know who pranked me by putting my number into one of those health insurance websites, but I've learned my lesson, and also to the health insurance companies: I haven't lived in Texas in 15 years, also fuck you.

I would like to wish a very happy Earth, Wind & Fire day to all those who celebrate.